My phone is dead. Long live my phone. It was fine last week. Going about its business in its usual silicon way. Until… It fell through the sofa, and got stuck in the recline mechanism. Ke-runch!! Mrs D wouldn’t let me look at it – “try to remember it how it was!” And so, this […]
It fell through the sofa. Then crunch…! Read More »
The DHL van pulled onto the driveway…and finally, it was here! After 6 months of waiting…repeated delays…this was actually it. I bounded down the stairs like I was 5 again, and Santa had muddled his dates. Sooo excited. See, back in May I ordered this brand new gizmo: a tablet you can write on. A substitute
Is there a prize if I guess how it works? Read More »
There’s so much in the news this week that could have caught my eye. Hurricanes, Brexit, JRM-gate… But what did I fixate on? Yep – that woman in Bristol who threw her droppings out of a bathroom window. You must have read about it? No? Well, she was on a Tinder date. About to get
Quit lobbing turds outa the window Read More »